The Unexpected Always Happens.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

Only Mediocrities Rise To The Top In A System That Won't Tolerate Wave Making.

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.