The Unexpected Always Happens.

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

Competence, Like Truth, Beauty, And Contact Lenses, Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.

Only Mediocrities Rise To The Top In A System That Won't Tolerate Wave Making.

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.