Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.

I Think Comedy Is On An Organic Upsurge Right Now Because When I Started, It Was 1978 At The Comedy Store And Letterman Had Just Stopped Emceeing His Morning Show.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

Some Dead People Said Smart Stuff.