Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.

I'm Completely Changing My Diet. My Nutritionist Recommends I Must Now Stop Eating Food I Have Already Eliminated.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

There Are No I's In We But There Are Two I's In Wii.

Words Matter. Especially If You're Kicking Someone's Ass In Words With Friends.

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.