Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

I Love Telling Stories And Acting And Entertaining People. I Don't Want To Make Fun Of People.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.

The Comedy Store - All Three Rooms Were Filled With 800 People In The Room. And During That Time, All These Guys And Some Women, But Mostly Guys Who Weren't Funny Were Doing Stand Up For A Living; They Weren't Accountants, They Were Making $30-$50 Grand A Year On The Road, Or More.