Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.

Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.

No One Gets A Free Ride. Except Maybe Bus Drivers.