Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.

What I Have Now Are Good Problems Of Trying To Decide And What I Really Want To Do Is Good Work Next. My Phone's Ringing A Lot More And I've Got Nine Lines So When It Doesn't Ring, It's Very Frustrating.

If 'what Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger,' How Do You Explain Zombies?

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.