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What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

My Favorite Dylan Song? I Think It's 'just Like A Woman.' It Always Makes Me Cry.

I'm Fortunate To Know A Lot Of Incredibly Talented People, And They All Want To Be A Penguin.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.