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I Just Did A Play In New York Which Has Been My Best Experience That Ive Had For Maybe Ever. It Was Paul Weitzs Play Called Privilege And I Was In New York For Three Months.

Oil Is Sixty Dollars A Barrel. There Are Terrorists Everywhere. We Have A Catastrophe In Our World Every Ten Minutes. I Don't Know How Anybody's Getting Through Anything. Right Now, People Just Need To Be Entertained.

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

Sundays Are A Good Day To Look At The Limitless Possibilities Of The Week Ahead. The Key Is To Prolong That Feeling By Not Reading The News.

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