Today Is A Brand New Day. A

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.

I Don't Roll Like That But I've Never Been With A Hooker Either. Yeah, That's Good To Say In An Interview Cause I Feel Bad A Little Because People Grew Up Watching Me And That's A Little Disturbing.