A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship

Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can Or Can't Do, Except They Can.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

Some Dead People Said Smart Stuff.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.