With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.

My Lad Chewed And Swallowed A Dictionary. We Gave Him Epsom Salts - But We Can't Get A Word Out Of Him.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.