My Wife Is A Sex Object -

I'm Often Accused Of Saying Some Pretty Rotten Things About My Mother-in-law. But Quite Honestly, She's Only Got One Major Fault - It's Called Breathing.

I'm Not Saying My Mother Didn't Like Me, But She Kept Looking For Loopholes In My Birth Certificate.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.