Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

Men Don't Care What's On Tv. They Only Care What Else Is On Tv.

The Whole Object Of Comedy Is To Be Yourself And The Closer You Get To That, The Funnier You Will Be.

I Didn't Know Every Day I Would Be Discussing The Tone Of My Voice With My Wife. I Thought It Was A Marriage. Apparently, It's A Musical.

I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My Office, But Not My House. I'm Crass, But Not That Crass.

Maybe If We Lie Down Our Brains Will Work.