Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

Sometimes They'll Make Little Play-doh Animals, And When They Go To Sleep, I'll Break The Heads Off The Animals And Put Them At The Foot Of Their Beds For Them To Discover In The Morning. Nothing Wrong With Sending Your Kids A Little Sicilian Message.

A Bookstore Is One Of The Only Pieces Of Evidence We Have That People Are Still Thinking.

I Think Vacations Are Mostly Completely Stupid. Going To Have Coffee With A Friend, You're Probably Going To Have More Fun Than If You Go To Aruba.