I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My

I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My Office, But Not My House. I'm Crass, But Not That Crass.

Men Don't Care What's On Tv. They Only Care What Else Is On Tv.

The Worst Thing About Television Is That Everybody You See On Television Is Doing Something Better Than What You're Doing. You Never See Anybody On Tv Just Sliding Off The Front Of The Sofa, With Potato Chip Crumbs All Over Their Shirt.

Men, As An Organization, Are Getting More Women Than Any Other Group Working Anywhere In The World. Wherever Women Are, We Have Men Looking Into It.

I'm In The Unfortunate Position Of Having To Consider Other People's Feelings