Men Don't Care What's On Tv. They

Boy, I Miss The Days They Made Toys That Could Kill A Kid.

Ever Noticed That No Matter What Happens In One Day, It Exactly Fits In The Newspaper?

I See Tv Ads About Detergents That Can Get Blood Stains Out Of Your Cloths. I Say If You Have Blood Stains On Your Cloths You Should Be Thinking About Something Other Than Laundry.

In My World, The Wronger Something Feels, The Righter It Is.

Let's Examine The Dog Mind: Every Time You Come Home, He Thinks It's Amazing. He Can't Believe That You've Accomplished This Again. You Walk In The Door. The Joy Of It Almost Kills Him. "he's Back Again! It's That Guy! It's That Guy!"