Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Surrounded By Stories Surreal And Sublime, I Fell In Love In The Library Once Upon A Time.

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Songwriters Write Songs, But They Really Belong To The Listener.

If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

I Recommend That You Try A Little Mental Floss.