Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.

Never Did I Think That I Became Family Entertainment.