Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Only Time Will Tell If It Was Time Well-spent

There Will Always Be Those Who Feel More Comfortable Not Venturing From The Warmth Of The Hearth, But There Are Those Who Prefer To Look Out The Window And Wonder What Is Beyond The Horizon.

If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Going To Go Insane.

Where It All Ends I Can't Fathom, My Friends. If I Knew, I Might Toss Out My Anchor.

This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The King, But Baby I'm The Next Best Thing.