I'm Living On Things That Excite Me,

That To Me Is The Way Any Good Romantic Would Look At His Life: Live It First, Then Write It Down Before You Go.

I Know I Should Be Leaving This Climate, I've Got A Verse, But Can't Rhyme It.

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

Some People Think There's A Woman To Blame, But I Know - It's My Own Damn Fault