I'm Living On Things That Excite Me,

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred Years Too Late.

There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And We Got All This Beer.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

I've Always Been Trying To Write Songs Like Lightfoot. A Song Of Mine Like 'come Monday' Is A Direct Result Of Me Trying To Write A Gordon Lightfoot Song.