This Morning I Shot Six Holes In

I Have Never Cared About Setting World Records, Or Filling My Boat With Fish, Or, For That Matter, Even Catching Fish. I Go For The Experience Of Spending Six Hours In The Arms Of The Ocean, Never Thinking Of A Single Thing Except Chasing Fish.

These Old Ballparks Are Like Cathedrals In America. We Don't Have Big Old Gothic Cathedrals Like They Do In Europe. But We Got Baseball Parks.

I Made A Deal With The Devil For A Whole Lot Of Money.

The Wino And I Know The Pain Of Back Bustin'.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.