Best Fruitcake Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Friends Are The Fruitcake Of Life - Some Nutty, Some Soaked In Alcohol, Some Sweet.

I Am Not A Morose Person, But I Would Rather Not Be Here. I Don't Have Any Reverence For Life, Only For The Entities Themselves. I Would Rather See A Blank Space Where I Am. This Will Sound Like Fruitcake Stuff Again But At Least I Wouldn't Be Harming Anything.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

I Must Speak The Truth, And Nothing But The Truth.

I Mean Ukip, I Mean It's Just A Sort Of, You Know, Bunch Of Fruitcakes And Loonies And Closet Racists, Basically.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World, And Less Bakers!

There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left In Everyone Of Us.