There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left

Searching Is Half The Fun: Life Is Much More Manageable When Thought Of As A Scavenger Hunt As Opposed To A Surprise Party.

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

I Know I Should Be Leaving This Climate, I've Got A Verse, But Can't Rhyme It.

I'm Living On Things That Excite Me, Be They Pastry, Or Lobster, Or Love...

You Know, As A Writer, I'm More Of A Listener Than A Writer, Cuz If I Hear Something I Will Write It Down.