There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left

You Know Death Will Get You In The End, But If You Are Smart And Have A Sense Of Humor, You Can Thumb Your Nose At It For Awhile

Where It All Ends I Can't Fathom, My Friends. If I Knew, I Might Toss Out My Anchor.

There's No 'dumb-ass' Vaccine.

There's A Strange Sense Of Pleasure Being Beat To Hell By A Storm When You're On A Ship That Is Not Going To Sink.

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.