Who Wouldn't Want To See Some Owl

Everyone Is So Obsessed With Themselves Nowadays That They Have No Time For Me.

I‘ve Said It Once And I Will Say It Again, Why Can‘t Everyone Just Speak English? The Americans Give It A Bit Of A Go — Why Can‘t Other Nations?

When Girls Walk Home We Put On Lippy And Makeup. We Chat. Sometimes We Pretend To Be Hunchbacks. But That Is It. Perfectly Normal Behavior.

I Will Not Have Him In My Brain;there Is No Room For Anyone Else In The Cakeshop Of Agony. It's Crowded Enough In There Already.

My Cousin Georgia Says That Boys Are Like Gazelles. She Says The Get Alarmed When They Get Close To Girls. And They Have To Leap Off Into The Woods Like Gazelles In Trousers. Or Have I Just Made That Up?