Rosie Get Off Your Desk, And Please

I Wanted To Kill Her And Make Her Eat Her Fringe. And Her Knickers.

Heathcliff. The "hero" Of Wuthering Heights. Although No One Knows Why. He's Mean, Moody, And Possibly A Bit On The Pongy Side. Cathy Loves Him, Though. She Shows This By Viciously Rejecting Him And Marrying Someone Else For A Laugh. Still, That Is True Love On The Moors For You.

Rosie Laughed In A Not Too Reassuring Way If You Like Sane Laughter.

I Am Going To Become A Writer For Cosmo - You Don’t Have To Make Any Sense At All. Or Maybe I’ll Be A Bloke, They Don’t Have To Make Sense Either.

You Make Me Laugh Like A Loon On Loon Tablets!