Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

I Used To Be A Longshoreman. I Didn't Go To College. I Have A Voice That When I Say Something, It Can Sound Way Meaner Than You Think It Is.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.