Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

My Mother Would Say, Before I Left The House, 'remember Art, Hugs Are Better Than Drugs.' And I Believed My Mother, I Believed Everything She Said - Until The First Time I Got High At A Party. I Leaned Back, And I Went, 'god, This Is Way Better Than When My Uncle Perry Hugs Me. What Else Has My Mother Been Lying To Me About?

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.