Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.