If You Are A Black Woman, You

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.