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Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.