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I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

Howard's Unbelievably Nutty, Politically Incorrect Style Is Probably The Single Biggest Influence On Me.

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.

I'm The Type Of Guy Where One Thing Leads To Another And Eventually It Gets Awful. If I Put A $5 Bet On A Roulette Table Tonight At 10 O'clock, By Tomorrow At Noon I Would Be Running Guns To Cuba.

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.