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My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

My Mother Would Say, Before I Left The House, 'remember Art, Hugs Are Better Than Drugs.' And I Believed My Mother, I Believed Everything She Said - Until The First Time I Got High At A Party. I Leaned Back, And I Went, 'god, This Is Way Better Than When My Uncle Perry Hugs Me. What Else Has My Mother Been Lying To Me About?

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

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By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.