I Got Into Comedy So I Could

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

I Think It Reminds Me Of My Childhood, My Father, .. I Think People Have The Same Reaction. It Reminds You Of What It Was Like To Be A Kid, Where Everything Is Carefree And Fun.