I Got Into Comedy So I Could

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He Has Two Emmys, One From 'snl' And The Other From 'the Chris Rock Show' . The Only Award I Have Is An Fm-mmy.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.