I Got Into Comedy So I Could

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

I Think It Reminds Me Of My Childhood, My Father, .. I Think People Have The Same Reaction. It Reminds You Of What It Was Like To Be A Kid, Where Everything Is Carefree And Fun.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.

Howard's Unbelievably Nutty, Politically Incorrect Style Is Probably The Single Biggest Influence On Me.