I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.