I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.

Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.