When You've Been On A Ghetto Diet

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

Farrakhan Got Everybody Together For The Million Man March And Everything. But Farrakhan Don't Like The Jews. Which Is Bugged. I Get My Hair Cut On Dekalb Avenue. I Never Been In A Barbershop And Heard A Bunch Of Brothers Talking About Jews. Black People Don't Hate Jews. Black People Hate White People! We Don't Got Time To Dice White People Up Into Little Groups. I Hate Everybody! I Don't Care If You Just Got Here. "hey, I'm Romanian." "you Romanian Cracker!"

God Bless America. And No Place Else.