When You're Through With Your Cat, You

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts

In My Head, The Sky Is Blue, The Grass Is Green And Cats Are Orange.

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.