Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't Like

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.