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My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

Way Down Deep, We're All Motivated By The Same Urges. Cats Have The Courage To Live By Them.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.