In My Head, The Sky Is Blue,

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts

Some People Are Absolutely Funny And You Want To Wish Them Happy Thanksgiving In Funniest Way Possible. Here Is The List Of Funny Thanksgiving Sayings. Just Chose The Quote You Want To Wish That Person. Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread And Pumpkin Pie.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.