If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.

You'd Have To Go A Long Way To Find Someone Who Was More Proud And Grateful For What Our Veterans Have Done For All Of Us.

In My Head, The Sky Is Blue, The Grass Is Green And Cats Are Orange.

You Have To Do Something When You're Lying In Bed. So You Play With Your Mind.

When In Doubt, Pig Out!