When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

There Are So Many Opportunities In Life, That The Loss Of Two Or Three Capabilities Is Not Necessarily Debilitating. A Handicap Can Give You The Opportunity To Focus More On Art, Writing, Or Music.

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.