When You're Through Learning, You're Through.

No Man Is Great If He Thinks He Is.

When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like."

She Was So Ugly She Could Make A Mule Back Away From An Oat Bin.

Don't Gamble; Take All Your Savings And Buy Some Good Stock And Hold It Till It Goes Up, Then Sell It. If It Don't Go Up, Don't Buy It.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.