What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

The Republicans Have Their Splits Right After Election And Democrats Have Theirs Just Before An Election.

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

Americans Are Getting Like A Ford Car, They All Have The Same Exact Parts, The Same Upholstering And Make Exactly The Same Noises.