What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.

These Dust Storms.... Poor Farmer Spent A Lifetime Fixin' His Farm And Everything, Goes Out And Looks Down At It, And It's Up Above Him.

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.