Nothing You Can't Spell Will Ever Work.

The United States Investigates Everything - Usually After It's Dead.

I Don't Know What Humor Is.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

It's No Laughing Matter Being A Republican In These Perilous Times. Anyone Can Be A Republican When The Stock Market Is Up, But When Stocks Are Selling For No More Than They're Worth, I Tell You, Being A Republican - It's A Sacrifice.

Many A Politician Wishes There Was A Law To Burn Old Records.