When You're Bored With Yourself, Marry And

I Am Very Sorry To Know And Hear How Unreverently That Most Precious Jewel, The Word Of God, Is Disputed, Rhymed, Sung And Jangled In Every Ale-house And Tavern, Contrary To The True Meaning And Doctrine Of The Same.

When You Are Too Old To Play Golf, You Had Better Die.

Perhaps One Of The Only Positive Pieces Of Advice That I Was Ever Given Was That Supplied By An Old Courtier Who Observed: Only Two Rules Really Count. Never Miss An Opportunity To Relieve Yourself; Never Miss A Chance To Sit Down And Rest Your Feet.

I Like Going There For Golf. America Is One Vast Golf Course Today.

I Wanted To Be An Up-to-date King. But I Didn't Have Much Time.