When You Are Too Old To Play

When You Are Too Old To Play Golf, You Had Better Die.

I Have Found It Impossible To Carry The Heavy Burden Of Responsibility And To Discharge My Duties As King As I Would Wish To Do Without The Help And Support Of The Woman I Love.

I Have Found It Impossible To Carry The Heavy Burden Of Responsibility.

When You're Bored With Yourself, Marry And Be Bored With Someone Else.

I Am Very Sorry To Know And Hear How Unreverently That Most Precious Jewel, The Word Of God, Is Disputed, Rhymed, Sung And Jangled In Every Ale-house And Tavern, Contrary To The True Meaning And Doctrine Of The Same.