When You Are Too Old To Play

The Thing That Impresses Me Most About America Is The Way Parents Obey Their Children.

You All Know The Reasons Which Have Impelled Me To Renounce The Throne. But I Want You To Understand That In Making Up My Mind I Did Not Forget The Country Or The Empire, Which, As Prince Of Wales And Lately As King, I Have For Twenty-five Years Tried To Serve.

When You Are Too Old To Play Golf, You Had Better Die.

Of Course, I Do Have A Slight Advantage Over The Rest Of You. It Helps In A Pinch To Be Able To Remind Your Bride That You Gave Up A Throne For Her.

I Wanted To Be An Up-to-date King. But I Didn't Have Much Time.