List of Leslie Nielsen Quotes

I've Finally Found My Home - As Lt. Frank Drebin.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

I Have Always Loved Science Fiction. One Of My Favorite Shows Is 'star Trek.' I Like The Trips, Where It Drops My Mind Off, Because They Give You A Premise And All Of A Sudden, You Say, 'oh!' And I'm Fascinated By It.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

I Love Comedy And I Hope I Never Stop Doing It.

Today, In My Career, I'm Doing What I Love To Do. And That Is, Do Things For The Fun - Do Comedy. It's A Pleasure To Go For The Laughter.

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

I've Always Been Part Of Comedy. One Of The Things About Our Family Was That If We Were Reasonably Funny With Each Other, Particularly My Two Brothers And Myself, When My Father Was Upset With Something You'd Want To Make Sure In Some Way You Made Him Laugh. Because When He Didn't Laugh, You Were In Trouble!

I Had To Weave And Play Around With A Honey Bear, You Know, And I Could Wrestle With Him A Little Bit, But There's No Way You Can Even Wrestle A Honey Bear, Let Alone A Grizzly Bear That's Standing Ten Feet To Eleven Feet Tall! Can You Imagine? But It Was Fascinating To Work That Close To That Kind Of Animal.

In Episodic Television You'll Have A Good Guy Who's On Every Week And That's His Show! He's The Regular On It, And You're Not Going To Be "gooder" Than He Is; I Mean, He's The Guy Who's Got To Solve Your Problem! So If You're Playing A Good Guy, You Have To Have A Problem, And He's Going To Solve It For You. And The Only Really Strong Dramatic Part Is The Heavy, Because The Meaner And Crueler And Rottener You Are, The Better The Good Guy Looks When He Whips Ya' At The End Because He Always Is Gonna Whip Ya! So, The Best Dramatic Guest Shot Is The Heavy.

It's Not Really That I've Been An Advocate For Hearing Aids For A Long Time, It's Just That I've Been Losing My Hearing For A Long Time! So It's Actually Very Important For Me Because I'm Actually Hearing Impaired And I Simply Want To Hear Better!

Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is Good!