When You Go To An Art Gallery

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

I Have No Interest In Ever Coming Out. I’m Just Trying To Make The Pictures Look Good; I’m Not Into Trying To Make Myself Look Good. And Besides, It’s A Pretty Safe Bet That The Reality Of Me Would Be A Crushing Disappointment To A Couple Of 15-year-old Kids Out There.

Imagine A City Where Graffiti Wasn't Illegal, A City Where Everybody Could Draw Whatever They Liked. Where Every Street Was Awash With A Million Colours And Little Phrases. Where Standing At A Bus Stop Was Never Boring. A City That Felt Like A Party Where Everyone Was Invited, Not Just The Estate Agents And Barons Of Big Business. Imagine A City Like That And Stop Leaning Against The Wall - It's Wet.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Call An Airstrike.

People Are Fond Of Using Military Terms To Describe What They Do. We Call It Bombing When We Go Out Painting, When Of Course It's More Like Entertaining The Troops In A Neutral Zone, During Peacetime In A Country Without An Army.