When You Go To An Art Gallery

I Used To Tell Everyone I Met To Be An Artist..... I Don't Do That Any More.

Think Outside The Box, Collapse The Box, And Take A F**king Sharp Knife To It.

A Lot Of People Never Use Their Initiative Because No-one Told Them To.

The Holy Grail Is To Spend Less Time Making The Picture Than It Takes People To Look At It.

This Is A Big Surprise I Don't Agree With The Concept Of Award Ceremonies, But I'm Prepared To Make An Exception For The Ones I'm Nominated For. The Last Time There Was A Naked Man Covered In Gold Paint In My House, It Was Me.