When You Go To An Art Gallery

When He Time Comes To Leave, Just Walk Away Quietly And Don't Make Any Fuss.

A Lot Of People Never Use Their Initiative Because No-one Told Them To.

Think Outside The Box, Collapse The Box, And Take A F**king Sharp Knife To It.

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.

T.v. Has Made Going To The Theatre Seem Pointless, Photography Has Pretty Much Killed Painting But Graffiti Has Remained Gloriously Unspoilt By Progress.