People Who Enjoy Waving Flags Don't Deserve

You Live In The City And All The Time There Are Signs Telling You What To Do And Billboards Trying To Sell You Something.

Keep Your Coins, I Want Change.

You Owe The Companies Nothing. You Especially Don't Owe Them Any Courtesy. They Have Re-arranged The World To Put Themselves In Front Of You. They Never Asked For Your Permission, Don't Even Start Asking For Theirs.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.

If You Have A Statue In The City Centre You Could Go Past It Every Day On Your Way To School And Never Even Notice It, Right. But As Soon As Someone Puts A Traffic Cone On Its Head, You've Made Your Own Sculpture.