I Mean, They Say You Die Twice.

A Lot Of People Never Use Their Initiative Because No-one Told Them To.

All I Know About What People Think Of My Gear Is What A Couple Of My Friends Tell Me, And One Of Them Always Wants To Borrow Money, So I'm Not Sure How Reliable He Is.

I Don't Know Why People Are So Keen To Put The Details Of Their Private Life In Public; They Forget That Invisibility Is A Superpower.

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Call An Airstrike.