When You Find Yourself In A Hole,

If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then He's An Artist. It's The Only Thing He Can Claim To Be That Nobody Can Prove He Ain't.

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.

Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

Local Conservation Programs Can Help Our Communities Shape Thoughtful Growth.