When You Find Yourself In A Hole,

It Isn't What We Don't Know That Gives Us Trouble, It's What We Know That Ain't So.

Give Her A Day, And Then In Return Momma Gives You The Other 364.

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.

Out Here I Had Been Putting What Little Money I Had In Ocean Frontage, For The Sole Reason That There Was Only So Much Of It And No More, And That They Wasent Making Any More.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.