When You Find Yourself In A Hole,

The 1928 Republican Convention Opened With A Prayer. If The Lord Can See His Way Clear To Bless The Republican Party The Way It's Been Carrying On, Then The Rest Of Us Ought To Get It Without Even Asking.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.

George Washington Was Quite A Farmer. He Was A Farmer, Civil Engineer And Gentleman. He Made Enough At Civil Engineering To Indulge In Both The Other Luxuries.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

The Lord So Constituted Everybody That No Matter What Color You Are You Require The Same Amount Of Nourishment.