The Schools Ain't What They Used To

One-third Of The People In The United States Promote, While The Other Two-thirds Provide.

The Man With The Best Job In The Country Is The Vice-president. All He Has To Do Is Get Up Every Morning And Say, 'how Is The President?'

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

The Problem In America Isn't So Much What People Don't Know; The Problem Is What People Think They Know That Just Ain't So.

The Democrats Are Going To Change The Name Of The Hoover Dam. That Is The Silliest Thing I Ever Heard Of In Politics . . . Lord If They Feel That Way About It, I Don't See Why They Don't Just Reverse The Two Words.