Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local

If You Want To Know When A War Might Be Coming, You Just Watch The U.s. And See When It Starts Cutting Down On Its Defenses. It's The Surest Barometer In The World.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

If You Don't Have Malice In Our Heart, It Doesn't Come Across Harsh.

There Is No More Independence In Politics Than There Is In Jail.