If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then

If You Let Women Have Their Way, You Will Generally Get Even With Them In The End.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

I Am Telling Folks That The Country As A Whole Is "sound," And That All Those Who's Heads Are Solid Are Bound To Get Back Into The Market Again. I Tell 'em That This Country Is Bigger Than Wall Street, And If They Don't Believe It, I Show 'em The Map.