When You Eat A Lot Of Spicy

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

My Girlfriend Bought A Cook Book The Other Day Called 'cheap And Easy Vegetarian Cooking'. Which Is Perfect For Her, Because Not Only Is She Vegetarian.

Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.