You Never Want To Be The Grumpy

But What's True About Comedians Is That We've All Got A Huge Hole In Our Personality. In A Room Of 3,000 People, We're The One Person Facing In The Opposite Direction - Yet We Have This Overwhelming Desire To Be Liked.

I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

I'm Not Worried About The Third World War. That's The Third World's Problem.

Say What You Want About The Deaf.

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.