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In Real Life People Fart, In The Movies, People Don't. Why Not? Farts Are A Repressed Minority. The Mouth Gets To Say All Kinds Of Things, But The Other Place Is Supposed To Keep Quiet. But Maybe Our Lower Colons Have Something Interesting To Say. Maybe We Should Listen To Them. Farts Are Human, More Human Than A Lot Of People I Know. I Think We Should Bring Them Out Of The Water Closet And Into The Parlor.

I Knew It... I'm Surrounded By Assholes!

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

Critics Can't Even Make Music By Rubbing Their Back Legs Together.

I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?