I'm Always Stunned When I Find Out

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

When We Got To Our Hotel Rooms, Mosquitoes As Big As George Foreman Were Waiting For Us. They Were Sitting In Armchairs With Their Legs Crossed.

Not Only Should We Laugh About Hitler. We Must Laugh About Him. Especially In Berlin.

I Love Spaghetti And Sex, Sometimes Together. My Dream Of Heaven Is Walking Naked Through Fields Of Pasta Fazool.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.