Best Yogurt Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

The Shelf Life Of The Modern Hardback Writer Is Somewhere Between The Milk And The Yoghurt.

I'm Still Living The Life Where You Get Home And Open The Fridge And There's Half A Pot Of Yogurt And A Half A Can Of Flat Coca-cola.

The Difference Between Los Angeles And Yogurt Is That Yogurt Comes With Less Fruit.

He Got Me A Cup Of Tea With Honey, Toast With Honey, Yogurt With Honey, Like I Was John The Baptist With The Flu.

I Go To Great Pains To Find The Best Yogurt And Granola.

A Girl Told Me My Lips Looked Like Somebody Had Pressed Strawberry Yogurt Against My Face.

There Is Nothing Particularly Wrong With Salmon, Of Course, But Like Caramel Candy, Strawberry Yogurt, Or Liquid Carpet Cleaner, If You Eat Too Much Of It You Are Not Going To Enjoy Your Meal.

In The U.s., Too Many Yogurts Are Filled With Corn Syrup, Preservatives, Artificial This And That. To Me, This Is Poison.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk

I Had An Alarm, I Had Nerve Gas, I Had A Yogurt. What More Could Anyone Want?

I Go Light On Breakfast. Sometimes It's A Yogurt, But A Lot Of Times It's Leftovers From One Of My Wife's Dinners.

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?