I Have Found It Impossible To Carry

When You Are Too Old To Play Golf, You Had Better Die.

You All Know The Reasons Which Have Impelled Me To Renounce The Throne. But I Want You To Understand That In Making Up My Mind I Did Not Forget The Country Or The Empire, Which, As Prince Of Wales And Lately As King, I Have For Twenty-five Years Tried To Serve.

I Like Going There For Golf. America Is One Vast Golf Course Today.

A Boy Is Holding A Girl So Very Tight In His Arms Tonight.

Of Course, I Do Have A Slight Advantage Over The Rest Of You. It Helps In A Pinch To Be Able To Remind Your Bride That You Gave Up A Throne For Her.