When Yer In A Funk, People In

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.