When Yer In A Funk, People In

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.