I'm So Into Momminess.

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.