I'm So Into Momminess.

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.

Sitting Next To Olivia Newton-john, I Was Like, 'do Not Sing One Song From Grease.' That's All I Was Telling My Brain At All Times: 'do Not Sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't Do It.'

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.